Thoughts before bed.: OH MY GOD. I JUST WITNESSED THE SINGLE GREATEST MOMENT IN HUMAN HISTORY.
On a bus, heading home from the city I am greeted by an incredibly nice Russian-sounding bus driver with a smile on his face. About 4 stops later (in the valley, of course) a bogan hops on with his skanky (I assume) girlfriend. (May have been sister. May have been both.) Naturally, he does not…
How on Earth is the Story about PC Harwood getting off on Manslaughter not main news Today.
Radio 4 news didn’t even mention it.
Christchurch in New Zealand is being turned into real life Monopoly
via @ShandyPants
Are you part of a Cult or a Religion
via @sparrk
@squizuk HIPOs can be prizes too
(Source: bullseyecontestants)
Word of the day:
Quockerwodger
A rare nineteenth-century word for a wooden toy which briefly became a political insult.
Wow patience
#Suffolk v #Norfolk you decide
Chav Prayer
U-Turn David???
I feel like a money monkey, grinding out the sausages of wealth
Please can I have a free Galaxy IIIs
Cheers Al love it
(Source: crowbloke)
We will shortly be passing through West Ruislip where we will be racing the Underground trains. Do please feel free to cheer for our driver.
Calm Down
via Strudders
